Title: Drabbles of Conquest
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: Zelos and Lloyd from ToS. Not really a pairing
Warnings: Snark, and lack of text (the whole thing's dialog).
Disclaimer: I don't own ToS. *angst*
A/N: I always like writing text-less fics. Dialog is so very fun.

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