(  It had been too long a fucking week to miss seeing him one more day. )

This was done to amuse h_bomb1013 and to prove to myself I could do it. In its own way, this is total crack!fic. It's L&O:CI AU, it's NC-17, it's rude, crude and socially unacceptable. That said, I think it turned out pretty damn well.

I am, however, an evil bitch.

( In which the concepts of character and alternate universes are explored. )

( More than difference faces or different hats, Alex felt her world was defined by costumes. )