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ARG!! I the debate of pranking, James Potter and Sirius Black versus the Weasley Twins, I award the gold medal to the Weasleys. AT LEAST NOTHING EXPLODED AFTER JAMES AND SIRIUS LEFT HOGWARTS!!
I was having Argus clean up some of the suits of armor off of the main hall, and I wanted them polished. No sooner had Argus started removing the helmet from the first one, it exploded, and neon green, slimey jelly slugs went EVERYWHERE!! including all over Argus, Mrs. Norris, and Sinistra, who happened to be walking by.
By the time I had reached the hallway (the portraits had informed me), armor pieces were lying scattered across the floor slathered in gunk. Needless to say, my mouth dropped...or that is, until Sinistra slopped over and handed me one of the jelly slugs. Imprinted on the back was the following:
JELLY SLUG BOMBS
A PATENT OF WEASLEY WIZARD WHEEZES
I have no doubt that those were meant for Delores Umbridge. But the point is, this is the first time I've had to send an owl home to parents a year and a half after their children had left the school...
Maybe I'll just send it to them at their shop in Diagon Alley. They are of age as of now.
I'm still picking slime from off of my robes. I think a bath is in order.
I was having Argus clean up some of the suits of armor off of the main hall, and I wanted them polished. No sooner had Argus started removing the helmet from the first one, it exploded, and neon green, slimey jelly slugs went EVERYWHERE!! including all over Argus, Mrs. Norris, and Sinistra, who happened to be walking by.
By the time I had reached the hallway (the portraits had informed me), armor pieces were lying scattered across the floor slathered in gunk. Needless to say, my mouth dropped...or that is, until Sinistra slopped over and handed me one of the jelly slugs. Imprinted on the back was the following:
JELLY SLUG BOMBS
A PATENT OF WEASLEY WIZARD WHEEZES
I have no doubt that those were meant for Delores Umbridge. But the point is, this is the first time I've had to send an owl home to parents a year and a half after their children had left the school...
Maybe I'll just send it to them at their shop in Diagon Alley. They are of age as of now.
I'm still picking slime from off of my robes. I think a bath is in order.