Old,  reasonably stubborn and sociable human inna bar.

He's drinking hot tea, exasperated at himself.  How difficult could it be for a published author and Ph. D to write a simple  'help wanted' ad for the bulletin board?  Even for this place.

Answer would seem to be:  just difficult enough for a small pile of crumpled notes to add up.  
 

Sebastian is starting to get this 'bar at the end of the universe' thing figured out. As much as one can 'figure out' a bar which appears through random doorways on his version of Earth and when he steps through, he ends up in a lovely establishment with aliens, talking animals, robots, and God knows what else ( Read more... )

For the purposes of mun sanity, let us say Garion has not seen Mary Sue or heard of her handy work.

Just to keep sanity.

That said, he's bartending. There aren't any specials on the board as he hadn't thought of anything good so he'd decided that the first three drinks asked of him would get put up whenever people decided to order them.

Puss in Boots is an expert swordscat, you know this. What you may not know is that he is also an excellent artist! Well, not really but he is trying ( Read more... )

oh the shark, babe, has such teeth dear
and it shows 'em, pearly whiteOne minute, it was a crime scene. Yellow tape, flashing lights, and a body on the floor. Two men climbing the stairs, one in uniform, and one in a perfectly tailored black suit ( Read more... )