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CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board MAGICAL MYSTERY BAR VIRTUAL BULLETIN BOARD
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CCG: OKAY SO I FORGOT TO DO THIS THE LAST TWO WEEKS
CCG: WHATEVER, IT SEEMED LIKE MOSTLY MY FRIENDS WERE USING IT TO TRACK ME DOWN AND HASSLE ME
CCG: WHICH IS FINE I GUESS BUT NOT REALLY THE POINT
CCG: YOU CAN ALWAYS MESSAGE ME DIRECTLY TO HASSLE ME
CCG: FUCK WHAT AM I DOING
CCG: THE POINT IS THAT THESE MEMOS ARE FOR PUBLIC DISCUSSION AND FOR PEOPLE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
CCG: I AM NOT POSTING THEM TO GARNER MORE DESERVED ATTENTION FOR HOW AWESOME I AM
CCG: I AM TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING SENSE OF COMMUNITY ON THIS SERVICE
CCG: AND CREATE AN INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO JOIN
CCG: SOMETHING PEOPLE WILL BE SORRY THEY MISSED
CCG: EXCEPT NOW I SEEM LOCKED INTO TALKING ABOUT MY INTENTIONS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING IT
CCG: I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SCRAP THIS WHOLE MEMO AND START OVER
CCG: NO FUCK THAT
CCG: WE'RE DOING THIS
CCG: WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN
CCG: THE TOPIC OF THIS MEMO IS
CCG: ROMANCE
CCG: THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO VOICE YOUR SEMI-ANONYMOUS ROMANTIC QUESTIONS OR DIFFICULTIES AND OPEN IT UP TO CROWD-SOURCED SOLUTIONS
CCG: ANY ADVICE YOU TAKE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK
CCG: AND MIGHT COME FROM IDIOTS OR ALIENS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CULTURE
CCG: WITH THAT UNDERSTANDING. OPEN FIRE
CCG: I AM PERSONALLY A GODDAMN EXPERT ON TROLL ROMANCE AND A QUALIFIED NOVICE IN THE COMPREHENSION OF THE VASTLY MORE SIMPLE HUMAN EMOTIONAL MATRIX
CCG: AND I CAN PROMISE EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS A PERSONALIZED RESPONSE
CCG: UNLESS I FORGET
CCG: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH IDIOTIC COMMENTARY, TIME TO OPEN THE FLOODGATES
CCG: ROMANTIC QUANDARIES, GO GO GO
[ooc: okay, Karkat's IC Weekend Entertainment is back, having survived my broken neck! Characters reply by T-Minus using C+their T-Minus initials for memos.]
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CCG: OKAY SO I FORGOT TO DO THIS THE LAST TWO WEEKS
CCG: WHATEVER, IT SEEMED LIKE MOSTLY MY FRIENDS WERE USING IT TO TRACK ME DOWN AND HASSLE ME
CCG: WHICH IS FINE I GUESS BUT NOT REALLY THE POINT
CCG: YOU CAN ALWAYS MESSAGE ME DIRECTLY TO HASSLE ME
CCG: FUCK WHAT AM I DOING
CCG: THE POINT IS THAT THESE MEMOS ARE FOR PUBLIC DISCUSSION AND FOR PEOPLE TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
CCG: I AM NOT POSTING THEM TO GARNER MORE DESERVED ATTENTION FOR HOW AWESOME I AM
CCG: I AM TRYING TO BUILD A FUCKING SENSE OF COMMUNITY ON THIS SERVICE
CCG: AND CREATE AN INCENTIVE FOR PEOPLE TO JOIN
CCG: SOMETHING PEOPLE WILL BE SORRY THEY MISSED
CCG: EXCEPT NOW I SEEM LOCKED INTO TALKING ABOUT MY INTENTIONS INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY DOING IT
CCG: I SHOULD PROBABLY JUST SCRAP THIS WHOLE MEMO AND START OVER
CCG: NO FUCK THAT
CCG: WE'RE DOING THIS
CCG: WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN
CCG: THE TOPIC OF THIS MEMO IS
CCG: ROMANCE
CCG: THIS IS YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO VOICE YOUR SEMI-ANONYMOUS ROMANTIC QUESTIONS OR DIFFICULTIES AND OPEN IT UP TO CROWD-SOURCED SOLUTIONS
CCG: ANY ADVICE YOU TAKE IS AT YOUR OWN RISK
CCG: AND MIGHT COME FROM IDIOTS OR ALIENS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CULTURE
CCG: WITH THAT UNDERSTANDING. OPEN FIRE
CCG: I AM PERSONALLY A GODDAMN EXPERT ON TROLL ROMANCE AND A QUALIFIED NOVICE IN THE COMPREHENSION OF THE VASTLY MORE SIMPLE HUMAN EMOTIONAL MATRIX
CCG: AND I CAN PROMISE EVERYONE WHO COMMENTS A PERSONALIZED RESPONSE
CCG: UNLESS I FORGET
CCG: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH IDIOTIC COMMENTARY, TIME TO OPEN THE FLOODGATES
CCG: ROMANTIC QUANDARIES, GO GO GO
[ooc: okay, Karkat's IC Weekend Entertainment is back, having survived my broken neck! Characters reply by T-Minus using C+their T-Minus initials for memos.]