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[crabbycustomer]

Karkat is sitting at the bar, watching a movie on his purple six-legged laptop. It features a lot of trolls doing a lot of crazy shit; it's one of his favorite romances, and a proper troll romance requires six people at minimum.

He's seen it a ton of times, though, so interruptions are tolerable.

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[evil_koala_626]

As far as film prefrences go, romance ranks at the bottom of the list where Stitch is concerned. Of course, he's only ever been exposed to human cinema. And he's never been one to avoid crazy shit on or off the screen.

Midway through a particularly zany scene a queyring growl is directed at Karkat from somewhere in the vacinity of floor level.

[crabbycustomer]

Karkat looks down at what looks like a very small juvenile cholerbear. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"

[evil_koala_626]

Stitch draws his ears back slightly at the strangers tone. You wanna do grouchy? He can do grouchy.

"Gaba ika tasoopa?"

A claw is jabbed helpfully in the direction of the crabtop's screen.

[crabbycustomer]

He pauses the movie, then leans over more, craning his neck. "...ARE YOU SENTIENT?"

"DO YOU WANT UP SO YOU CAN SEE BETTER, OR DO YOU WANT AN EXPLANATION?"

[evil_koala_626]

Stitch pulls a face. He's perfectly capable of getting up on his own. This is demonstrated as he scales a neighboring stool.

"Whassat?"

He tilts his head towards the screen again. This answers both questions clearly enough. He seems to think so anyway.

[crabbycustomer]

Yup.

"IT'S A MOVIE, NUMPNUTS."

"IT IS ABOUT ALL THESE DIFFERENT ASSHOLES PURSUING DIFFERENT KINDS OF ROMANCE AROUND TWELFTH PERIGEE'S EVE AND SOME OF THE STORIES INTERSECT AND SOME OF THEM DON'T."

"THIS PART IS DURING THE INVASION OF CRAY 6 AND THE BUMBLING BLUE BLOOD IS TAKING CREDIT FOR THE TANK HIS MATESPRIT BLEW UP, BUT HER MOIRAIL IS REALLY UPSET ABOUT IT AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO HAVE TO MEDIATE AND WRECK THEIR QUADRANT, AND THEN MEANWHILE THIS GUY IS TRYING TO FIND HIS LUSUS WHICH IS CANOODLING WITH HIS KISMESIS' IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BATTLEFIELD, WHICH THESE OTHER CHARACTERS ARE SEEING... AND WELL, IT'S KIND OF COMPLICATED."

A lot of stuff is blowing up for a romance movie.