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[crabbycustomer]

Karkat is sitting at the bar, watching a movie on his purple six-legged laptop. It features a lot of trolls doing a lot of crazy shit; it's one of his favorite romances, and a proper troll romance requires six people at minimum.

He's seen it a ton of times, though, so interruptions are tolerable.

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[evil_koala_626]

As far as film prefrences go, romance ranks at the bottom of the list where Stitch is concerned. Of course, he's only ever been exposed to human cinema. And he's never been one to avoid crazy shit on or off the screen.

Midway through a particularly zany scene a queyring growl is directed at Karkat from somewhere in the vacinity of floor level.

[crabbycustomer]

Karkat looks down at what looks like a very small juvenile cholerbear. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"

[evil_koala_626]

Stitch draws his ears back slightly at the strangers tone. You wanna do grouchy? He can do grouchy.

"Gaba ika tasoopa?"

A claw is jabbed helpfully in the direction of the crabtop's screen.

[crabbycustomer]

He pauses the movie, then leans over more, craning his neck. "...ARE YOU SENTIENT?"

"DO YOU WANT UP SO YOU CAN SEE BETTER, OR DO YOU WANT AN EXPLANATION?"

[numbered_doctor]

Thirteen is just sidling up to the bar to get a drink when she spots the troll and his movie. She'll appreciate it eventually, the narration is sure, but at the moment, she's left trying to wrap her head around- what the hell is happening on screen?!?!

[crabbycustomer]

There's a spaceship, and some people with horns are getting extremely personal. It is difficult to tell if they are making out or fighting. That is what is happening.

[numbered_doctor]

Thirteen's head tilts to one side, and, if Karkat doesn't object, she's just going to edge closer for a better view.

"...some sort of hatesex romance?"

[crabbycustomer]

"YEAH," he confirms. "BUT SHE ALREADY HAS A KISMESIS WITH THEIR COMMANDING OFFICER SO IT'S VERY ILLICIT AND COMPLICATED."

[friend_of_lucy]

Milliways always seems to find Tumnus on his way to the library, this time he does have his books.

He is trotting to a table when he passes Karkat and stops to stare, the images on the screen remind him of some of his nightmares, "What are they doing?"

[crabbycustomer]

"ROMANCE!" Karkat says cheerfully.

It looks a lot like fighting.

[friend_of_lucy]

"It looks painful. What are they? Boggles or perhaps dwarfs?"

Carefully as Karkat seems as if he is probably dangerous too, Tumnus peers at the images.

[crabbycustomer]

"THEY'RE ADULT TROLLS," he says, slightly offended.

"AND OF COURSE IT'S PAINFUL, IT'S BLACK ROMANCE. THEY CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER."

Hatesnog!

[crabbycustomer]

"ROMANCE," he says tersely.

It looks a lot like Troll Colin Firth is being savaged by eels.

[crabbycustomer]

"JUST WAIT." His prospective matesprit leaps into the lake with a pike to save him, and there is, subsequently sloppy makeouts of the "covered in eel innards" variety of sloppy.