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Arthur Nielsen hates Christmas.
He hates the decorations, he hates the consumerist hype, and he really hates the godawful music that he's been subjected to since Thanksgiving. Coming to work for the Warehouse just added a new layer of horror to the season, what with various solstice- and Christmas-related Artifacts. (Artie still can't listen to "Frosty the Snowman" without developing a nervous twitch. "There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found..." Rollins and Nelson had no idea.)
There are, however, some December holidays that he approves of. Which is why, after the prerequisite amount of protesting to Bar, Artie settles down to a Happy Hour shift.
FESTIVUS SPECIAL
Air your grievances and your drink is half-off.
...maybe "Happy Hour" is overstating it a bit.
Tinytag: Lucas, the Trickster
He hates the decorations, he hates the consumerist hype, and he really hates the godawful music that he's been subjected to since Thanksgiving. Coming to work for the Warehouse just added a new layer of horror to the season, what with various solstice- and Christmas-related Artifacts. (Artie still can't listen to "Frosty the Snowman" without developing a nervous twitch. "There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found..." Rollins and Nelson had no idea.)
There are, however, some December holidays that he approves of. Which is why, after the prerequisite amount of protesting to Bar, Artie settles down to a Happy Hour shift.
FESTIVUS SPECIAL
Air your grievances and your drink is half-off.
...maybe "Happy Hour" is overstating it a bit.
Tinytag: Lucas, the Trickster