Completely Non-Alcoholic Happy Hour
Teller's just as surprised as most people tend to be when he receives the napkin from the Bar. He's a little confused, because he's not really at all the drinking sort. And he's pretty sure whatever proper magic controls this place should have picked up on this.
Bar doesn't seem to care, though. She wants her nap, and Teller's not really sure how to argue with a sentient counter. Several minutes later, there's a sign up.
COMPLETELY NON-ALCOHOLIC HAPPY HOUR
SPECIALS
Chocolate Yoo-hoo
Cola
Seltzer
Juice
Engage with the bartender in a non-English language he knows, and your drink is half-off.
Teach him a magic trick he doesn't know, and your drink is free.
Okay, so that second one may be a bad idea. But we'll see. Bar's open, everyone!
Tiny Teetotal Tag: Teller
[OOC: Open for tagging until the wee hours of tomorrow morning. Threadhopping encouraged, and all that jazz.
ETA: 7:20p PST, gonna be gone for around about an hour or so, while I figure out food. Feel free to tag in, and I'll pick them up shortly.]