Barty, after taking advantage of the vast(er than his own backyard) outside of the bar for little while, comes back inside and informs the bar itself that he is bored.
The response he gets is an algebra textbook, circa 1960 (just to avoid any temporal disturbances).
He settles with it by the fireplace. Yes, being a two-year-old, he looks a little silly sitting in a comparatively giant armchair with a comparatively huge book open in his lap.
He is, however, perfectly entertained (for the moment, at least) by working the problems in his head and checking his work in the back.
[ooc: car keys for
piesordeath, open to all.]