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once upon a time in a bar at the end of the universe
a wicked, wicked witch met a beautiful little princess
the wicked, wicked witch stole away the little princess
and locked her in a tower
but the wicked, wicked witch grew impatient
and the little princess's friends learned the truth
when the wicked, wicked witch waltzed into milliways bar
the heroes surrounded her and demanded their princess back
the wicked, wicked witch laughed, even in the faces of a goddess and a god
while the rest of our heroes set out to save the princess
the heroes searched high
the heroes searched low
until finally, they found the missing princess
and delivered her to safety
[ tiny tags: boo-napping!plot, cruella de vil, val von doom ]
[ ooc: mild warnings for language in the penultimate link ]
once upon a time in a bar at the end of the universe
a wicked, wicked witch met a beautiful little princess
the wicked, wicked witch stole away the little princess
and locked her in a tower
but the wicked, wicked witch grew impatient
and the little princess's friends learned the truth
when the wicked, wicked witch waltzed into milliways bar
the heroes surrounded her and demanded their princess back
the wicked, wicked witch laughed, even in the faces of a goddess and a god
while the rest of our heroes set out to save the princess
the heroes searched high
the heroes searched low
until finally, they found the missing princess
and delivered her to safety
[ tiny tags: boo-napping!plot, cruella de vil, val von doom ]
[ ooc: mild warnings for language in the penultimate link ]