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When babies enter the picture, normal people do normal things.
Normal mothers-to-be have baby showers where you're almost guaranteed to get five of one item, and three of at least two others. Moms need these things. Naturally.
Normal fathers-to-be encourage lung cancer by doling out cigars. Because apparently handing out anything else isn't nearly as manly.
Matrix? Is not a normal father-to-be.
His idea of celebrating impending fatherhood is to spend time at the shooting range.
Passing out bullets.
To hapless targets.
He has his own style, y'see...
Just be careful in how you interrupt him.
Normal mothers-to-be have baby showers where you're almost guaranteed to get five of one item, and three of at least two others. Moms need these things. Naturally.
Normal fathers-to-be encourage lung cancer by doling out cigars. Because apparently handing out anything else isn't nearly as manly.
Matrix? Is not a normal father-to-be.
His idea of celebrating impending fatherhood is to spend time at the shooting range.
Passing out bullets.
To hapless targets.
He has his own style, y'see...
Just be careful in how you interrupt him.