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[furiousmaximus]

While he works pretty hard to keep it from being a big deal, Max actually is a soldier. That means that he has gear. Gear that the legions apparently expect him to keep in working order. And while time may not pass for the world outside the door, his armor and weapons still need regular maintenance.

Oh well. At least he can get enjoy a glass of brandy. Or two. Or three.

You know, whatever.

Time's not passing, so he can take as long as he wants to polish and oil his breastplate and his studded leather skirt (it's a very manly skirt, you can see how it must show off his calves).