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[wheatencrown]

Demeter had asked Bar for help with finding plants for Malcolm's garden and got some rather amazing pictures.

She's currently turning one of a cucumber round to see what makes it grow that shape.

Tiny tag: Demeter, Ryan Evans, Pan

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[notapoodle]

Demeter can have the company of a golden-haired teen if she wants. If she doesn't, she's got him anyway. Not that he's too intrusive, he just happens to be looking her way and giving the cucumber a curious stare.

"Oh hey, those things are great body rehydrators. Does wonders for your skin." His mind is out of the gutter enough to think of beauty tips before anything else.

[wheatencrown]

"I've always enjoyed them. I just wish I could figure out what make it become that particular shape."

Demeter points out the shape as she shows Ryan the picture,

"Also the only person I've ever known with that great a penis is Pan and he's always showing it off."

[notapoodle]

A small laugh, and then a sudden pause.

.. Wait, what?

Did she just say what he thinks she said? He was so just there to talk about the wonders of cucumbers in beauty salons.

"Yeeeah, I did notice that."

[wheatencrown]

Demeter turns to him with a more considering look,

"What did you notice, dear?"

[notapoodle]

Drat.

"The uh.." Size? Wait, give him a second to totally and subtly hide his awkwardness with a more-than awkward throat clearing. "The.. ssii..shape. show off. The showing off. Is what I noticed."

Oh wow, the floor is absolutely fascinating to stare at.

[wheatencrown]

She listens and then breaks into a rather large smile,

"If he didn't satisfy you completely, I'll yell at him."

[notapoodle]

"Oh, jeez, lady, I didn't.. I mean we didn't.. I guess actually we kinda did.. but.."

Ryan's not even sure why he has to deal with all this.

Awkward fidget and a very forced smile.

"Friend of yours, is he?"

[wheatencrown]

"In a way, yes. I'm Demeter and we're connected in a few ways. I'm sorry, my daughter says I really should learn to talk more circumspectly about sex. I've just never seen the point, there's nothing wrong with it and more people should be having it."

[notapoodle]

"Yeah, it's uhm.. great."

It is great, in fact. He's really not going to deny that fact, but this is really the sort of subject he'd only ever discuss with his sister. Not that he'll be returning home to tell his sister 'oh hay, guess what? I slept with a faun'.

"You're like a Goddess or something, then?"

[wheatencrown]

"Of fertility and agriculture, yes and I'm glad it was great, that's how it should be."

[notapoodle]

"Fertility and agriculture? That's a lot of bases to cover," he decides, with a total avoidance of the sex subject, even if he's now thinking about it. Thanks.

[wheatencrown]

"They're both about helping things grow."

[notapoodle]

"I guess that makes sense. Is that why you've got a cucumber, or should I really not be asking why you're looking at a cucumber..?" He's wary of that damned vegetable now.

[wheatencrown]

"I'm working on a garden for Malcolm. He was teasing me about it so I thought I'd give him a container garden of naughty shaped plants."

[notapoodle]

"Ah, well, a garden like that may come in handy I suppose." Beat. "For eating, I mean, and.. looking at." What else would you do with a garden full of innuendo?

[wheatencrown]

Make jokes and have fun,

"Yes, sex should always be fun."