Happy Hour on April Fools

[wellthrownstone]

Garion doesn't know when Earth holidays might happen, so randomized are his entrances.

That said, he always knows when one of them is going on.

The specials go up a moment later, written in a patient, rage-contained hand.
Drink Specials
Rasberry Stupid
Horse's Ass
Oxy-Moron
Usually, he'd finish this up with a "what'll you have?" but today it's actually:

"Don't ask me why my face is half on fire and the drink is free."