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[shinymetal_ass]

Oh, no.

Where did he get THAT? And does it really matter?

Somehow, The Door has opened for a Bender on the run. A Bender on the run, carrying a slot machine. And then slammed in the officers' faces.

"Haha! Take that, suckers! You couldn't catch the Great Bender if I was made of lead!" It's just now that Bender looks around. "Oh, hey! Here this

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[spaceboy3000]

"Hey, Bender. Where'd you get the slot machine?"

...

A few moments later, a gulp of beer turns into a rather impressive spit-take.

[ooc: probably going to bed shortly, but had to get the tag in. :D]

[shinymetal_ass]

"From a casino, meatbag. Where else?" Bender rolls his eyes-- And then they bug out of his head.

"Wait a minute--Fry??? When the hell did YOU get here, you meatsack? Good to see you!" It's actually possible that Bender could not be happier to see anyone else in the universe right now.

After all, Fry's only the biggest scapegoat he's ever known.

[spaceboy3000]

"A couple of weeks. How long have you been coming here?"

The fact that Bender was the first one to find the magical apocalyptic bar is completely unsurprising. The fact that he didn't tell him about it is....

Okay, that's not really a shock either.

[shinymetal_ass]

"Eh, a good six months, at least. But only once in a while. This place is covered in chumps. Half of 'em have never even seen a robot before!" He shakes his head. "What sad, sorry worlds they must occupy..."

[spaceboy3000]

"Yeah. The view's great, though."

He's utterly sincere about this, in the way that only the IQ-impaired can be.

[shinymetal_ass]

Bender turns, looks at the destruction of the Universe for the--how many times has he actually LOOKED at that?

"Eh, I've seen better."

[spaceboy3000]

"I guess. They just don't make explosions like they used to."

At least not since they stuck Bruce Willis's head in a jar.

[shinymetal_ass]

"Yeah... it's a lost art. One I think we oughta resurrect."

You know that sparkle some people get in their eye? The one where they've just had an insanely dangerous idea they can't wait to try? I mean, think about what the guy who invented skydiving probably looked like when he came up with it.

That's about how Bender looks right now. "Heeey, think Bar'll give us some fireworks and a little gasoline so we can go make a real explosion out back?"

[spaceboy3000]

Zero to Spectacularly Bad Idea in less than five minutes. It's a new record.

"Only one way to find out."

[shinymetal_ass]

"Yep. You gotta ask."

Bender stares at Fry expectantly. Like Bender himself is gonna do it. He does the thinking, remember?

[spaceboy3000]

"Right."
....
"Oh, right."

He saunters up the the bar, only to find the words Don't even ask waiting for him on a napkin.

"Awww, c'mon!"