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[creator_raven]

Raven is only a little dusty as he drops from the rafters to a booth, feathers shifting to coattails in a flutter of black

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[nitro_is_ace]

Ace is also easy like that. She even brings Jaffa cakes, which are kinda like cookies, right? She adds her stash of Jaffa cakes to the cookie plate, then scoots into the booth beside Raven.

And if he doesn't want to make way, that's what elbows are for.

[creator_raven]

Raven obligingly slides over.

A little.

Then he leans against Ace, snatching up two of the Jaffa cakes.

They are good.

[nitro_is_ace]

"If you say one word 'bout havin' another fantastic sister, or aunt, or anything else, I will stuff cookies up y'nose." Ace threatens, taking two Jaffa cakes for herself.

[creator_raven]

Raven blinks.

He looks down at her and blinks again.

"It is a thing that is popping out of the woodwork, that?"

Raven is so out of the loop.

Probably.

[nitro_is_ace]

"Yes. I picked up a lesbian lover, an' Spoon got himself a perfect little sis. Neither of which have ever been real. Ever." Ace replies, a touch fiercely. Mostly because she's got memories telling her otherwise. "An' Ray picked up a gorgeous intern who considers him her favorite uncle."

[creator_raven]

Raven tilts his head, black eyes wide and unblinking.

"That, I think, is very tricky. Also useful."

In his opinion, at least.

"Also very odd. I did not think you were so fond of breasts."

[nitro_is_ace]

"I'm not!" Ace wails, because really, if that gets back to Coyote, life is going to be very weird very quickly.
"An' it's not useful. S'bloody annoying. An' it got me in trouble with Wells."

[creator_raven]

Raven ruffles her hair.

"Not so much for you, no."

He wrinkles his nose.

"It is a thing requiring explosions?"

[nitro_is_ace]

"Not from me. I couldn't hurt her - she's..." There's a pause. "Not Roxanne. Right."

Ace both hates this woman with a passion and...erm. Loves her. As Spoon has already figured out. It's the ultimate love-hate relationship!

[creator_raven]

Raven considers this.

Carefully.

"You will not mind if I eat her, perhaps?"

[nitro_is_ace]

"No." Replies Ace, emphatically. "Though you'll have t'get in line. Wells has called dibs."

[creator_raven]

Raven snorts.

"I am not so much for rules, yes?"

Dibs is for sissies, really. Not Tricksters.

[nitro_is_ace]

"You're the one that'll have t'face the angry werewolf, not me." Says Ace with a shrug. "I already did that, got the t-shirt, not doin' it again. "Oh, she got Andrew Wells too. Like... A sister, or sommat."

[creator_raven]

Raven makes a face.

"Also overkill is boring. So."

Really, it is.

And Raven is very bad at fear. It is helpful.

[nitro_is_ace]

"Not in this case. Y'can overkill her as much as y'want." Ace grumbles, taking another few Jaffa cakes.

[creator_raven]

Raven beams.

And if fire flickers in his eyes for a moment, surely it is a trick of the light.

"She is a thing that is difficult to kill?"

He also snags a few more Jaffa cakes.

Just to compete with Ace. Really.