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[nitro_is_ace]

Ace loves her iPod. Music from all over the multiverse at her fingertips, with a perfect source right here. What's not to love? Tonight as she orders dinner (curry and naan) she's listening to U2, bopping with the beat.

And then the song changes.

As does the singer.

...

Definitely not U2. In fact... someone a lot more... militaristic. And

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[milkbonesoldier]

Woe, then, to the unsuspecting fellow who's just returned from taking two monster dogs out for a walk. "If I can get dinner for these two walking stomachs, and a pint for meself- oh, hallo, Ace..."

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace sobers for just a moment.

Then she points at him, shrieks with laughter, and gives up her fight against gravity in favor of holding her ribs.

It's probably lucky she can't die from asphyxiation.

[milkbonesoldier]

Up go the eyebrows. He hasn't seen that kind of reaction since Halloween.

... oh fuck don't tell him the Bar's gone and fucked with his appearance again?

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace is still laughing. It has progressed to the point where, should an army of Cybermen or Daleks or whatheveyou march though the front door, Ace would be a perfect sitting duck.

One of the earbuds has fallen loose in her tragic (or not) collapse.

I would be a fiiiiireball...

[gotham_knocking]

Knox, over in a booth, hears a gale of laughter and sees a face he last saw on a dungeon crawl he would rather forget about.

"What's so funny?"

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace takes a moment to sober up. She should get a medal or something for this effort, considering the song has been put on loop repeat.

"It's... itsa song. From bar." She explains, before the bit about 'My Venus of love' pops up again, ans she's set off once more.

[gotham_knocking]

"You can get get music from the Bar on that?" Knox is puzzled. he can barely figure out how ti use his iPod as it is. "A novelty song, like Weird Al, or something?"

[nitro_is_ace]

Again, Ace makes a monumental effort. This thing is priceless.

"S'a friend of mine. My god he must've been stoned..." She gasps, degrading into giggles.