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In the corner, there is a gamer.

Reading a Star Wars book.

And he's the one in the blue shirt.

No, you are not hallucinating. But this is why he's in the corner. No one must see him enjoying a Star Wars book! Even if the all glorius Karen Traviss has written it.

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"Dude, you better not crease the pages. I'll cut you."

Gabe looms.

...

Except not, because it doesn't really work, but he tries.

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"Shut your face. Loser." He says, kind of shrilly. "Don't sneak up on me like that. I will bust a cap in yo' ass if you scare me."

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"Oh, for realz? You just try it, bitch. Bring it on."

He peeeeers round at the book.

"Where are you? There aren't any Chiss in this one, you know. Not even any Fels."

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"I'm at the part where Jacen's being a dumbass." Tycho says, poking Gabe in the eye calmly.

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"--Jesus fuck!" Gabe clutches his face. "Not in the eye again!"

He glares at Tycho (out of his other eye).

"Jacen's always a dumbass now. Darth fucking Retardo. Did you get to the part where he's a bitch to Jaina? The punk!"

Gabe likes Jaina. Even if she did steal his DS.

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"Yeah, I'm at the part where he's all 'dude wtf Mom and Dad, don't you love me no more?' and Han and Leia are all 'Fuck that shit.'" Tycho nods. "I'd disown him. Then shoot him. In the mouth."

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"..."

Gabe glees.

"You know it all! You can join my campaign for an EU game! There could be a Legacy adventure game, shooting people on Adumar and sneaking into Centerpoint and being commandos in dawn raids on Coruscant -- it'd be awesome, right?"

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"Could you kill Jacen if he starts being a bitch?" Tycho tilts his head. "'Cause I always wanted to stab Bastila in the face during KotOR."