Feb 15, 2009 10:16
After several days of intense investigation at the behest of Teddy, I have decided that we need to have a vote in the Bunny-Mint to decide what we are going to do about broken 2-foots.
Here is the information we have so far.
Both of our 2-foots are broken and have been for some weeks now. The are coughing and spluttering and are even more useless than normal.
Teddy's 2-foot is broken and is wasting good Bunny Slave time nomming medicine.
Boogey has the following to report - Mtwo-foot breaks ORL de times. She ORLWAYS gets tummy ahces. She ORLWAYS gets migrains. She ORLWAYS has allergies!
Sasha on the other paw has this observation - My personal slave is fine - her kits are defo knackered. One stewpidly tried to stop a fight at a youthclub where he works and ended up with a chair in the face and a broken jaw. The other is a student so is always sick with something called a hangover.
This report is from Star & Sweetpea - Mom has been very very tired lately, even though she's working less! We hope she gets back to working every night again...her being home is not working for us!
But hopparently the reason moms been so tired lately is a weird infecktion in her...NOSE!
We have tired of hearing her go on about it and are packing her off to the 2foot vet tomorrow.
Of course her arms, hands, neck...still don't work right - but she keeps saying she doesn't want surgery. Goodness she IS quite broken! We forgot the complaints about her one foot/heel and the incessant sneezing from her Al Lergies!
Hrmm... we need to think about replacing her!Before she can't make it from kit-chin to bunny room to give us our treats and food!
Finally this has come in from The Hairymob. - We have a broken mummy - her leg is in plaster and it is going to be on for six weeks! That has got to smell :( Mum also has ask-ma - and she has lots of other things as well but she carries on bravely due to our training :)
Dad is just useless, he is broken all the time and should be replaced!
Cedric and I have therefore come up with the following motion for everybun to vote on (please vote "a" or "b"
Option a
Buns should have the option of having broken 2-foots should be put to sleep so that they can be replaced by something more suitable
Option b
Broken 2-foots should be given a reasonable time to repair themselves so that they can resume their former duties on recovery.
Obviously, if option b wins the vote we will then need to have another vote to decide what consitutes a "reasonable" time.