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M_Butterfly: Poor Wilson. You fake being together so well the fandom buys it.
Catalase: Despite open admission.
M_Butterfly: I'm sure it's House's fault Wilson has no kids and his marriage sucks, too.
M_Butterfly: Everything is House's fault!
M_Butterfly: House was the snake in the gard--no, actually, that works.
Catalase: Except instead of Eden, it was more like the garden in Pickman's Model.
M_Butterfly: House: "C'mon, just a bite."
Wilson: "No."
House: "It's only an apple. It couldn't have been forbidden to you for any good reason."
Wilson: "House, I said no."
House: "Look at how juicy and succulent it is...."
Wilson: "I am this close to hitting you with your own cane."
Catalase: *blink*
Catalase: *shakes head to clear image*
M_Butterfly: Wilson: "Fine, if it will get you to leave me alone. *bites apple*"
House: "*waits*"
Wilson: "AAAA, I'M NAKED."
House: "Believe me, I've been noticing."
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This post's musical selection is in honor of my recent, somewhat worrying discovery that there's a really easy way to get the right slightly manic tone to writing House POV--if you're willing to pay the price of having the band stuck in your head for the rest of the evening as well.
They Might be Giants - Istambul
If it ceases to work and you still want it, comments are your friend.
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Catalase: Despite open admission.
M_Butterfly: I'm sure it's House's fault Wilson has no kids and his marriage sucks, too.
M_Butterfly: Everything is House's fault!
M_Butterfly: House was the snake in the gard--no, actually, that works.
Catalase: Except instead of Eden, it was more like the garden in Pickman's Model.
M_Butterfly: House: "C'mon, just a bite."
Wilson: "No."
House: "It's only an apple. It couldn't have been forbidden to you for any good reason."
Wilson: "House, I said no."
House: "Look at how juicy and succulent it is...."
Wilson: "I am this close to hitting you with your own cane."
Catalase: *blink*
Catalase: *shakes head to clear image*
M_Butterfly: Wilson: "Fine, if it will get you to leave me alone. *bites apple*"
House: "*waits*"
Wilson: "AAAA, I'M NAKED."
House: "Believe me, I've been noticing."
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This post's musical selection is in honor of my recent, somewhat worrying discovery that there's a really easy way to get the right slightly manic tone to writing House POV--if you're willing to pay the price of having the band stuck in your head for the rest of the evening as well.
They Might be Giants - Istambul
If it ceases to work and you still want it, comments are your friend.
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