2nd Bottle [Action] [Choose your own adventure]

[milk_and_trauma]

[Good afternoon Mayfield! Everyone's favorite not!Milkman is out on the town today

Comments

2

[stardust_legacy]

-How does Jotaro solve the problem of an oncoming car?

He punches it.-

[milk_and_trauma]

[Assuming, since it's Jotaro fucking Kujo, that the punch is going to stop the car dead...we will now bear witness to a very drunk man flying through a windshield into the street. Milkman Dan looks like a rag-doll as he rolls across the ground, finally settling to a complete stop in the street. The bottle of Whiskey is still clutched in his fist.]

[stardust_legacy]

-Jotaro walks up to the fallen man, giving him a light poking with his boot to check if the drunk is alive or not.-

[milk_and_trauma]

[Milkman Dan groans and pulls himself up to his feet, taking another long draw out of the whiskey bottle before looking at Jotaro.]

Hello there young man. Want a swig? [Dan holds the bottle of whiskey out toward Jotaro. Yes, giving minors alcohol.]

[stardust_legacy]

-Huh... Jotaro was not expecting him to live through that.

Also, he's 40. But he decides to let that mistake go as the man HAD just been sent through a windshield.-

[milk_and_trauma]

[The blurry man in front of him sure looks like a teenager to Dan, but also the car currently looks like a bed. Quickly forgetting his offer, Milkman Dan makes his way to the crumpled hood of the car, laying down on top of it.]

Just gotta...sleep it off.

[stardust_legacy]

-Jotaro moves over to Dan, dusting some of the glass off of the guy as a courtesy... but quickly decides that he should probably just leave.-

[milk_and_trauma]

[He probably should, because the vomiting is not far off. Boy, this warm car hood feels good.]