2nd Bottle [Action] [Choose your own adventure]
[Good afternoon Mayfield! Everyone's favorite not!Milkman is out on the town today!]
[But this is nothing innocent in the least. Milkman Dan has been up since six in the morning...doing what, you might ask? Why, drinking of course! A little hair of the dog that bit him.]
[So, Milkman Dan is now TEAR-ASSING through Mayfield like a teenager on a bender in the nice car Mayfield had provided for him to use! It's no milk delivery truck, but he'll make do with what he has.]
[Also, choose your own adventure!
1. Milkman Dan has just done about 4 doughnuts in your yard, probably having taken down your mailbox and any fences or gardens you may possibly have had in your front yard. He's leaning out the window tossing empty bottles at your house as well!
2. Milkman Dan has just run over your drone children, your household pet, or possibly even almost run YOU over! Feel free to attempt to drag him out the open window...however he is NOT going to stop. The best course of action after killing things with a motor vehicle is to SPEED OFF INTO THE SUNSET.
3. MILKMAN DAN HAS DRIVEN HIS CAR INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM!
4. You catch Milkman Dan staggering around outside AFTER his reign of chaos. Feel free to beat him to death, ask him WTF MANG?, or chase his drunk ass as far out of the residential area as you can!]
[Milkman Dan is very very drunk and will be unresponsive to scolding. He is unarmed and likely will just take whatever beatings he's given.]
[But this is nothing innocent in the least. Milkman Dan has been up since six in the morning...doing what, you might ask? Why, drinking of course! A little hair of the dog that bit him.]
[So, Milkman Dan is now TEAR-ASSING through Mayfield like a teenager on a bender in the nice car Mayfield had provided for him to use! It's no milk delivery truck, but he'll make do with what he has.]
[Also, choose your own adventure!
1. Milkman Dan has just done about 4 doughnuts in your yard, probably having taken down your mailbox and any fences or gardens you may possibly have had in your front yard. He's leaning out the window tossing empty bottles at your house as well!
2. Milkman Dan has just run over your drone children, your household pet, or possibly even almost run YOU over! Feel free to attempt to drag him out the open window...however he is NOT going to stop. The best course of action after killing things with a motor vehicle is to SPEED OFF INTO THE SUNSET.
3. MILKMAN DAN HAS DRIVEN HIS CAR INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM!
4. You catch Milkman Dan staggering around outside AFTER his reign of chaos. Feel free to beat him to death, ask him WTF MANG?, or chase his drunk ass as far out of the residential area as you can!]
[Milkman Dan is very very drunk and will be unresponsive to scolding. He is unarmed and likely will just take whatever beatings he's given.]