Dear Powers That Be,
          I didn't realize you all had such a sense of humor. Really. As though my first arrival wasn't absolutely pleasant enough, you have to continue the legacy for this round. I'd be laughing, really, if it didn't actually rather fail.
                    Not As Sincerely As You'd Like, I'm Sure,
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Why are you here?

[the sound of someone scooting on the floor]

You know, I wish you'd stay out of my apartment. You eat my food, you little bugger. You eat my food, and you make webs in my corners.

[more scooching]

I don't want to have to squish you!

[the sound of knocking is heard in the background, followed by a clink of glass being set on ( Read more... )

The other day's curse was hardly amusing, and I'm afraid this one's not that much better.

Rem, enjoy it.

((ooc: I rolled with it. He got Rem this for her birthday. Is there some sort of booby-trap? Hell if I know. Also, he has a little raincloud over his head because he's bent over things. Aw, frumpy.))

//AUDIO START//

...V-Vash? ... Rem?!

[several shuffles are heard, followed by the sound of the child speaking sniffling through tears]

Wh-Where am... Where am I? Where's Rem and Vash?

I-I don't...

//AUDIO START//

((ooc: has you baby plant? Knives is in Xanadu, all by his little baby self. Please feel free to talk to his wibbling butt or ( Read more... )

...oh, you must be kidding me. How anti-climatic. Surely someone can make this interesting.