[fanfiction | naruto] [challenge] do you know how to hunt unicorns?
title: do you know how to hunt unicorns?
prompt: unicorn, from the sasusaku_month in 03-28-12 drabbles post, as requested by sakurasunicorn
characters/paring: it's actually more gen, than a sasusaku pairing. but yes. it is sasusaku, with mentions of itachi and naruto.
status: complete. (but maybe i can explore this universe? idunno~)
notes: made this for 15 minutes. you can call this revive the dead muses, miko, with your sloppy insomniac writing. and yes, apparently, these are really the first steps on how to call upon a unicorn before taking their horns...
Sasuke Uchiha, who survived megalomaniac dark wizards, fought (and also unfortunately befriended) demon-possessed blond idiots, and just recently, to add to the list of his accomplishments, stopped an army of the undead...
...is trussed and tied to a tree trunk, naked to the waist up.
"I am going to kill you." He hisses as fingers weave knots of wild daisies into his hair.
"You agreed to this." Brushing off the soot from her breeches, Sakura merely dumps a self-playing magical harp on his lap.
He sneers a curse, but she sharply interrupts.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Unnatural green eyes roll heavenward. "We need a bloody female horn to save the king."
Namely, his brother.
This is why when he found out the news that his brother would die any day in the week if they could not regenerate his lungs without the use of faerie healing, his pride took a blow to sought out this (pink!) pink-haired half-breed who had been hiding in the royal apothecaries for over three years.
Sakura, the odd girl who used to call in brownies and selkies uninvited to his palace, was actually a good friend from his childhood years. (no, not more than that he growls while a blush - from anger!anger! - almost flares on the bridge of his moss-stained nose)
However, all he could remember during his youth was her fondness for sweet honey balls, binding midnight-mirrors and fortune star-gold peonies. He always wondered why she frequented his halls, when all of the people - aside from his family - seemed not to see her.
Turns out, she was an exceptional faerie doctor, chained to be of service for the Uchiha family.
And this is why, when Sakura asked Will you do anything? I mean, anything? , he should have used his higher brain functions to not panic and think.
"Don't worry. Sit still, and my aim will not miss." She grimaces as she took on the bow (that she borrowed from him) and slings the round of quivers over her shoulders.
"Lure them out."
Virgin was the unspoken slur.
He should have known. Bloody hell.
written |03|29|12|0344am|
beta-ed |03|29|12|0501am|
and i have the feeling faerie or not, Sasuke would make sure Sakura would change his virgin status...for, er revenge. again, i am sorry.
prompt: unicorn, from the sasusaku_month in 03-28-12 drabbles post, as requested by sakurasunicorn
characters/paring: it's actually more gen, than a sasusaku pairing. but yes. it is sasusaku, with mentions of itachi and naruto.
status: complete. (but maybe i can explore this universe? idunno~)
notes: made this for 15 minutes. you can call this revive the dead muses, miko, with your sloppy insomniac writing. and yes, apparently, these are really the first steps on how to call upon a unicorn before taking their horns...
Sasuke Uchiha, who survived megalomaniac dark wizards, fought (and also unfortunately befriended) demon-possessed blond idiots, and just recently, to add to the list of his accomplishments, stopped an army of the undead...
...is trussed and tied to a tree trunk, naked to the waist up.
"I am going to kill you." He hisses as fingers weave knots of wild daisies into his hair.
"You agreed to this." Brushing off the soot from her breeches, Sakura merely dumps a self-playing magical harp on his lap.
He sneers a curse, but she sharply interrupts.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures." Unnatural green eyes roll heavenward. "We need a bloody female horn to save the king."
Namely, his brother.
This is why when he found out the news that his brother would die any day in the week if they could not regenerate his lungs without the use of faerie healing, his pride took a blow to sought out this (pink!) pink-haired half-breed who had been hiding in the royal apothecaries for over three years.
Sakura, the odd girl who used to call in brownies and selkies uninvited to his palace, was actually a good friend from his childhood years. (no, not more than that he growls while a blush - from anger!anger! - almost flares on the bridge of his moss-stained nose)
However, all he could remember during his youth was her fondness for sweet honey balls, binding midnight-mirrors and fortune star-gold peonies. He always wondered why she frequented his halls, when all of the people - aside from his family - seemed not to see her.
Turns out, she was an exceptional faerie doctor, chained to be of service for the Uchiha family.
And this is why, when Sakura asked Will you do anything? I mean, anything? , he should have used his higher brain functions to not panic and think.
"Don't worry. Sit still, and my aim will not miss." She grimaces as she took on the bow (that she borrowed from him) and slings the round of quivers over her shoulders.
"Lure them out."
Virgin was the unspoken slur.
He should have known. Bloody hell.
written |03|29|12|0344am|
beta-ed |03|29|12|0501am|
and i have the feeling faerie or not, Sasuke would make sure Sakura would change his virgin status...for, er revenge. again, i am sorry.