Prepare to groan
I was texting back and forth with a friend. Bad monkey puns were the order of the day. Here are some highlights:
What do you call an ape that wont leave you alone? A harangue-u-tan
How do monkeys get around? In ma-caw
Where do monkeys pick up rumors? Over the apevine
How do monkeys get down stairs? The slide down the banana-ster
What is a monkey's favorite candy? A Rhesus peanut butter cup
Why don't monkey lawyers make any money? The work pro-bonoboWhy don't people keep monkeys as pets? Because they are always gibbon you trouble.
Fuck yeah, we are so cool.
What do you call an ape that wont leave you alone? A harangue-u-tan
How do monkeys get around? In ma-caw
Where do monkeys pick up rumors? Over the apevine
How do monkeys get down stairs? The slide down the banana-ster
What is a monkey's favorite candy? A Rhesus peanut butter cup
Why don't monkey lawyers make any money? The work pro-bonoboWhy don't people keep monkeys as pets? Because they are always gibbon you trouble.
Fuck yeah, we are so cool.