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Jun 12, 2005 15:18

9 Things I Hate That Everyone Does

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know

where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for

the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel

manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.

Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do

this? Who and where are they? I'll kick their fucking ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I

paid $12 to come to the movies and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a

choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn

thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come

yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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