On the only day of Christmas, my loved ones gave to me...
12 Months of Cats
"Bad Kitty" wall calender. It's hilarious
11 Relatives
Nana, Uncle Herb, Aunt Anita, Uncle Chip, Aunt Amy, my cousins Megan and Maureen, Aunt Deliele and Uncle Jamie, my cousin Miles, and Aunt Sarah all came to my house for Christmas
10 Breakfast items
Buffet for the family which included chocolate bread, sausage patties, bacon, honey-glazed ham, maple french toast, quiche, root beer, coffee, coke, and wine
9 AM wake-up
It was supposed to be 8 AM, but my sister and I are not morning people
8 New books
Chuck Klosterman's 2 new books, the New American Standard Bible, Barack Obama's book, a book on court cases, the new America the Book, and two guitar books
7 Scratch Tickets
I told Mom to just buy me scratch tickets with the money from my mail-in-rebate she did for me
6 Smiling faces
I gave gifts to Erik (Stone coaster that said "Life is too short to drink bad wine"), Brahaney (Ben Folds Five), Katie (Taped concert and Stuff on my Cat Book), Mom (The Naked Gun DVDs), Dad (Well-Aged Extra-Sharp Vermont Cheddar Cheese), and Josh (Ben Hur and Gone with the Wind)
5 Kinds of candy
Junior Mints, Lobster Eggs, Dark Chocolate, Candy Dots, and Jelly Bellys
4 Gift cards
CVS, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, and Dunkin Donuts
3 DVDs
Red Skelton, the Best of Steve Martin, and the Wall
2 Ornaments
Light up KRISPY KREME SIGNS!
And some knowledge of my family
My estranged aunt (the one in the cult) is going to be out of the will if she doesn't go back on her medication
"Bad Kitty" wall calender. It's hilarious
11 Relatives
Nana, Uncle Herb, Aunt Anita, Uncle Chip, Aunt Amy, my cousins Megan and Maureen, Aunt Deliele and Uncle Jamie, my cousin Miles, and Aunt Sarah all came to my house for Christmas
10 Breakfast items
Buffet for the family which included chocolate bread, sausage patties, bacon, honey-glazed ham, maple french toast, quiche, root beer, coffee, coke, and wine
9 AM wake-up
It was supposed to be 8 AM, but my sister and I are not morning people
8 New books
Chuck Klosterman's 2 new books, the New American Standard Bible, Barack Obama's book, a book on court cases, the new America the Book, and two guitar books
7 Scratch Tickets
I told Mom to just buy me scratch tickets with the money from my mail-in-rebate she did for me
6 Smiling faces
I gave gifts to Erik (Stone coaster that said "Life is too short to drink bad wine"), Brahaney (Ben Folds Five), Katie (Taped concert and Stuff on my Cat Book), Mom (The Naked Gun DVDs), Dad (Well-Aged Extra-Sharp Vermont Cheddar Cheese), and Josh (Ben Hur and Gone with the Wind)
5 Kinds of candy
Junior Mints, Lobster Eggs, Dark Chocolate, Candy Dots, and Jelly Bellys
4 Gift cards
CVS, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, and Dunkin Donuts
3 DVDs
Red Skelton, the Best of Steve Martin, and the Wall
2 Ornaments
Light up KRISPY KREME SIGNS!
And some knowledge of my family
My estranged aunt (the one in the cult) is going to be out of the will if she doesn't go back on her medication