It's December 14, almost 15. On the 11th my laptop's warranty expired, and with it any chance of an inexpensive extension the full-coverage service.

Also some of the hardware has been broken for a while.

Hiring "managers" have wildly excessive expectations of applicants. See below for example job posting that I have just come across.

Administrative Assistant: Burton Funeral HomeExperience: 2-5 Years Experience ( Read more... )

If I didn't already love Jon Stewart and The Daily Show, this would make me.

I can't feel my fingers or toes (and the toes part is not a fat kid joke). I'm going to try to update once my extremities thaw.

I wrote this August 5th but didn't post it as public. I started writing it, and eventually, it turned fictional and in third person or something. I forgot what perspective it's in now, so, I'll just post it again, since I really don't want to read it.

It has been a very long time since I have update my journal. Apparently LJ is cool again, so ( Read more... )

While in class yesterday I randomly said "The cook is in the kitchen"...in Latin. The guy next to me was extremely confused.

I write silly, entertaining essays. Sometimes by being myself, you know, funny (har), I alienate some people. These were a few select lines on a process essay on how to make a paper hat:

( papacy )

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Livejournal? What.

I guess I'm going to be a loser and do a friends cut. There are too many people and I don't read half the journals. I doubt they read mine.

If you get deleted...who cares, you aren't reading this.

Buh bye now.

I was searching for jobs online and I came across the following job title:
Breakfast Attendant

I want it.

So, I was sitting in Meteorology class, sippin my iced coffee. The cup and its contents were obviously cold, so it cause the water vapor in the air to vapidly condense on the glass. It's a computer room so I don't like to leave giant puddles (sometimes I do), so I dabbed the bottom of the cup on my khaki shorts. This is what came of it, and I'm ( Read more... )