Well, I'm back.

[mikefox]

Initially upon reading this, you'll probably go "Where the hell have you been?" so I thought I'd start off with an apology to Merry, and Nienor and anyone else who might have worried over me. It started off like this

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[nienor_niniel]

did I miss anything important while I was, um, gone?

Incest has become *the* thing to do around here. I was right all along.

Irmo is having a Festival of Himself, where everyone goes and does Irmolike things, I assume.

I'm a wereferret.

Wait. Mordor Pizza?

[mikefox]

Incest huh? well I'll just be glad my brothers and sisters are not likely to get any journals any time soon. Yeah o.o

Festival of Irmo. Well if I can, um, find it, I'll go....

how'd you become a, er, wereferret? Ferrets are illegal in California, did you know?

.....Mordor Pizza. They deliver anywhere. Now that I think about it, I should have probably followed them out of this hole, huh?

And, although I'm sure your brother is a good shag, I think I'll pass.

[nienor_niniel]

Yeah. Incest.

You might want to come talk to Merry sometime soon. Yeah.

How did I become a wereferret...Théo bit me, I think...they're illegal in California?! *cries* Ah, the injustice of the world. Ferrets should never be illegal--they're fun and screw really well enthusiastic.

I love Mordor Pizza! I have my permanent coupon. XD

Hey--how about I come pick you up? I've been staying in Bree lately, helping with the poetry and stripping for a living. You could just...um...yell really loud until I find you. And then I could drop you off at the Gamgees' or something.

And by the way, this barrow-wight wasn't involved, was he?

[mikefox]

o.o no that Barrow Wight was definiately not involved.

If you come pick me up, that would be great! I'm running out of batter power on this laptop! And I... just discovred what happened to Chomsky (and, um, Merry, too, butI don't wanna talk about that now.....) so, suffice to say. Mike isn't having a very good day.