A quick summary of me (stealed from arachne8x33 going on 34 ( Read more... )

heads soar through the air
blood spatters everywhere
that dude's leg came off!!

It's looking to me like I'd be lucky to get $0.25 a word around these parts. Let's presume that I am fortunate enough to get this rate... in order to live at my desired comfort level, I have to make $1000.00 a week ( Read more... )

I submitted a piece of flash (some of you may remember it) to a dark fiction and poetry blog called "Halving a Baby" - it's been accepted, and is posted today!

( I am not a man of magic, nor am I a man of mechanics. )

[INT. PARTY - loud music, everyone's having a good time]

[Pan in to KITCHEN, to average looking guy at the fridge. He grabs a BRAND X BEER, and looks around for a bottle opener. He's confused, can't find one, and reaches for his friend.]

GUY 1: "Hey man, where's the bottle opener?"

[GUY 2 is a fairly beefy guy, wears a muscle shirt.]

GUY 2: " ( Read more... )

"Violence is not the answer!"

"You're right; violence is the question. YES is the answer..."

_de_profundis_

Out of the deep, the nightmares come...

leaves are now falling
soon we will enter Winter
much too long 'til Spring

The first round of the WotC setting search is done... they picked 11 submissions, which I was sadly not among ( Read more... )