What happens when I push this button?
What's wrong with kids today? They stopped shooting each other over jock rot and are all hopped up on cold medicine now. You don't even have the flu, you little cocksuckers. If anyone tries to push their damn Advil Cold & Sinus on me, I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I'm going to blow smoke in their face and steal their Huffy. Do kids even ride Huffys anymore or are they all tooling around on their motorized scooters? Fuck that looney shit! Give me a BMX and a Bud anyday. Please, give me a BMX and a Bud today.
I don't know where I am. It could be Pittsburgh or it could be Des Moines. It all looks the same to me right now. I could be sitting on your doorstep, petting your neighbor's cat and stomping all over your Mom's geraniums, for all I know. I haven't had this much fun since that time I got my tongue stuck in a portable fan.
Lucy Liu popped my cherry with iconage. The rest of you shiesters need to bust your ass to beat that.
I don't know where I am. It could be Pittsburgh or it could be Des Moines. It all looks the same to me right now. I could be sitting on your doorstep, petting your neighbor's cat and stomping all over your Mom's geraniums, for all I know. I haven't had this much fun since that time I got my tongue stuck in a portable fan.
Lucy Liu popped my cherry with iconage. The rest of you shiesters need to bust your ass to beat that.