Press Y, and Kirby will inhale anything in front of him!

Jul 20, 2002 01:57

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you H.P. Lovecraft! Read these NOW! Erin, Candice, this goes especially for you two.

http://www.gizmology.net/lovecraft/

I recommend "Herbert West: Reanimator" first. It's like Frankenstien, but shorter and makes more sense.

The longer I live here, the more I realize just how fucked up my family is. Normal parents are supposed to get onto their kids about drugs, gangs, sex, and combinations of the three. However mine seem bent on bitching until they die that I can't close a door quietly . I *despise* having to walk on eggshells here all the time.

Since I'm near-broke, anyone want to be friendly and buy me a Buddy Christ? You can be the first (and probably only) on your block to brag that you got me to keep a religious symbol in my room! I wonder if I could teach it to bless my porn collection...

~Mike "I still think Galatea's a stupid name for your daughters' robotic clone" Mcdohl
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