A La Jim
To the young man of Latin descent sitting at the stoplight in his '97 Ford Taurus:
Spinners scream douchebag even when they're on vehicles that can almost pull them off: your Escalades and H2s and 1980s El Dorados. They can almost pull 'em off. But your car, young man? Your dirty, grayish-blueish, dirty, faded car? It screams fucking idiot when it sits there with its 14" plastic spinners going round and round at the stoplight.
And the most frustrating part is that you think it actually looks good. You think that as people walk by they take a look at your car and think to themselves, "Gee. I really wish I had some sweet ass rims like that. I'd be gettin all da honeys wit dat shit."
No. Sadly, that's not what we think.
That's not what we think at all.
- Michael
Spinners scream douchebag even when they're on vehicles that can almost pull them off: your Escalades and H2s and 1980s El Dorados. They can almost pull 'em off. But your car, young man? Your dirty, grayish-blueish, dirty, faded car? It screams fucking idiot when it sits there with its 14" plastic spinners going round and round at the stoplight.
And the most frustrating part is that you think it actually looks good. You think that as people walk by they take a look at your car and think to themselves, "Gee. I really wish I had some sweet ass rims like that. I'd be gettin all da honeys wit dat shit."
No. Sadly, that's not what we think.
That's not what we think at all.
- Michael