Smells like piss. Who says this?
HEROES UPDATE
Remember my theory on Rebel’s real identity (clue: IT’S MICAH)? Well, that was based purely on the control of cellphones, computers and other techie shiznit.
BUT. After the previous episode [starring The Puppeteer a.k.a. PAUL GIAMATTI after a dozen Domino’s Crispy Melt Pizzas (TRY IT. IT’S ADDICTING.)], I began to wonder, HOW THE HELL IS MICAH/REBEL FINDING THEM.
The UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS answer: MOLLY. They’re both the same age, they both have powers and now, they’re prolly engaging in WILD MONKEY SEX in LARGE ORGIES with LAURENCE FISHBURNE. WITH MACHINES. www.youtube.com/watch (forward to the part with Andy Dick!)
HOLLOWMAN
… also starring Matt Parkman. Does anybody else still remember this film? More importantly, has anyone noticed how KEVIN BACON IS STRONGER THAN A FRICKIN GORILLA? I mean sure, the serum enhanced his strength and shiz, but that wouldn’t it have done to same to the chimp at the start of the film? But still, while supermonkey is overwhelmed by THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF LEATHER STRAPS, Mr. Bacon manages to break them and escape in a wild frenzy of adrenaline.
Conclusion: KIDS, EAT YOUR BACON SO YOU’LL GROW UP TO BE STRONGER THAN SUPERCHIMPS.
ARKI
SUGGEST A NAME FOR THIS CINEMA. Something related to flight plz hahaha
Remember my theory on Rebel’s real identity (clue: IT’S MICAH)? Well, that was based purely on the control of cellphones, computers and other techie shiznit.
BUT. After the previous episode [starring The Puppeteer a.k.a. PAUL GIAMATTI after a dozen Domino’s Crispy Melt Pizzas (TRY IT. IT’S ADDICTING.)], I began to wonder, HOW THE HELL IS MICAH/REBEL FINDING THEM.
The UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS answer: MOLLY. They’re both the same age, they both have powers and now, they’re prolly engaging in WILD MONKEY SEX in LARGE ORGIES with LAURENCE FISHBURNE. WITH MACHINES. www.youtube.com/watch (forward to the part with Andy Dick!)
HOLLOWMAN
… also starring Matt Parkman. Does anybody else still remember this film? More importantly, has anyone noticed how KEVIN BACON IS STRONGER THAN A FRICKIN GORILLA? I mean sure, the serum enhanced his strength and shiz, but that wouldn’t it have done to same to the chimp at the start of the film? But still, while supermonkey is overwhelmed by THE ALMIGHTY POWER OF LEATHER STRAPS, Mr. Bacon manages to break them and escape in a wild frenzy of adrenaline.
Conclusion: KIDS, EAT YOUR BACON SO YOU’LL GROW UP TO BE STRONGER THAN SUPERCHIMPS.
ARKI
SUGGEST A NAME FOR THIS CINEMA. Something related to flight plz hahaha