=)) [d0uBLEe cHiNndEdd] hAha
mEe&j,mCc haDd a cuTe c0nv0o t0niTe s0o ii putTt tHe beSt paRtSs cuSs .. i*Mm coOl ? loL heRe y0u g0o stALkAsSs =)
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u smeeeelllll
mAmAsprinceSs124: like ?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: like pippy longstocking vagina cheese
mAmAsprinceSs124: yeah i get that a lot
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeahh
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u got crusty eyeballs too
mAmAsprinceSs124: thanks
mAmAsprinceSs124: its hard work
mAmAsprinceSs124: =)) = double chinned
mAmAsprinceSs124: hows ur puuppy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: b-e-a-utiful
XoOxiLoVeYoU: omg. i swear 4 people just asked me the same question
XoOxiLoVeYoU: about how my puppy is
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol well i feel cute then
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u have a right too
mAmAsprinceSs124: thanks =)
XoOxiLoVeYoU: .. a once in a lifetime right for YOU to feel cute
mAmAsprinceSs124: ;[[[[
mAmAsprinceSs124: well that is one more time than you isnt it =)
XoOxiLoVeYoU: hehe fifteen chinned chink
XoOxiLoVeYoU: no ive definitely felt cuter way more times than you have.. nd have the right to too
mAmAsprinceSs124: ii know!
mAmAsprinceSs124: gosh !
XoOxiLoVeYoU:
mAmAsprinceSs124: it isnt my fault i smell like camels in the desert and i have the tendencies of a fish
XoOxiLoVeYoU: nd ur a hermy
mAmAsprinceSs124: if i knew what that means i*d probably agree
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lmao
XoOxiLoVeYoU: a herm-aphrodite
mAmAsprinceSs124: ooo yes that too
mAmAsprinceSs124: im sorry
mAmAsprinceSs124: gosh
mAmAsprinceSs124: i thought noone knew
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lol
mAmAsprinceSs124: thanks ciara
XoOxiLoVeYoU: remember u told me
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lmfao
XoOxiLoVeYoU: hahaha
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i know im so god damn witty and funny
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol oo yeahh
mAmAsprinceSs124: i keed
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u mean u peed?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeah.. go wash ur pants mich
mAmAsprinceSs124: gosh ! why are u so damn sharp today jessica
XoOxiLoVeYoU: heh
XoOxiLoVeYoU: cuz im nice like thatt
mAmAsprinceSs124:
alrite. so today u have learned
-1.) i am a "hermy"
-2.) i have the tedencies of a fish
-3.) me and ciara both were picked on in school bc that god damn bulge in our pants wouldnt go away
XoOxiLoVeYoU: LMFAO
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ndd.. 4) jess owns you
mAmAsprinceSs124: of course
XoOxiLoVeYoU: .. always has, always will
mAmAsprinceSs124: yes u could say that perhapsizzle
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yep =]
mAmAsprinceSs124: ii know you heart our conversations
mAmAsprinceSs124: they are jst too cute
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeahh.. unlike youu
mAmAsprinceSs124: GOSH MUST i REPEAT MYSELF!
mAmAsprinceSs124: i know! i know!
mAmAsprinceSs124: did i tell you that i was born with a third nipple?
mAmAsprinceSs124: gosh ! no that wasnt you
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ooo
mAmAsprinceSs124: that was my support group for raging hermies
XoOxiLoVeYoU: well its kinda apparent
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ... ON UR FORHEAD
mAmAsprinceSs124: i thought noone noticed
XoOxiLoVeYoU:
mAmAsprinceSs124: i had my bangs for SO long
mAmAsprinceSs124: i thought noone bothered 2 look @ my forehead
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ehh.. what can i say
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ur acne is wayy too noticable to not STARE at for a couple of minutes
mAmAsprinceSs124: gosh! fucking clearasil can rot in hell !
mAmAsprinceSs124: you know its times like this wen i wonder. why did my face have to have the following
1.) a nipple
2.) acne that makes the moon jealous
3.) more beauty marks then any creature needs
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lmao
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i know.. me too
XoOxiLoVeYoU: except.. i wonder about your face, not mine
mAmAsprinceSs124: i know ! i blame my parents
mAmAsprinceSs124: what idiots
mAmAsprinceSs124: why did my mom have to choose the one who picked his nose?
mAmAsprinceSs124: come on now
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i know
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i warned her
mAmAsprinceSs124: u know . irish peopleare so crazy nowadays
XoOxiLoVeYoU: si esta loco
mAmAsprinceSs124: um.. i thought u were irish?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeaahh
XoOxiLoVeYoU: duhh
mAmAsprinceSs124: so what the fuck are you trying to confuse me for?!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: because ur spanish rite?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: so.. i was answering in spanish about irish ppl.. because ur spanish nd irish lol
mAmAsprinceSs124: yes i dont speak it tho
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: so what
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i know
XoOxiLoVeYoU: cuz ur too busy hatin on italian ppl
XoOxiLoVeYoU: nd our language
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i dont hate on italians
mAmAsprinceSs124: they hate on me
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeahh.. definitely not.
mAmAsprinceSs124: i KNOW gosh the only person who hates on me is myself! it isnt my fault!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeah it is
XoOxiLoVeYoU: dont lie
mAmAsprinceSs124: FUCK i thought u would let that one slide
XoOxiLoVeYoU: nah sorryy ..
XoOxiLoVeYoU: always 10 steps ahead of yaa
mAmAsprinceSs124: well .. can u let me catch up?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: never =]
mAmAsprinceSs124: goddabinggoddaboom
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: no
XoOxiLoVeYoU: its baddabingbaddaboom
XoOxiLoVeYoU: wow.. ur a horrible wanna be italian
mAmAsprinceSs124: i know
mAmAsprinceSs124: i made it holy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeaaahh nice tryy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: but no cigar
mAmAsprinceSs124: what about a blunt
XoOxiLoVeYoU: nah
XoOxiLoVeYoU: smokings not good for ya
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol what is ?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: umm
XoOxiLoVeYoU: daily doses of jess =]
XoOxiLoVeYoU: brb goin to get deviled eggs
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol o0k
Auto response from XoOxiLoVeYoU: gETtiNn f0oDd * iMaa FaTtYy
mAmAsprinceSs124: what are they
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u never heard of deviled eggss?!!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i walked mack daddyy
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol awww
mAmAsprinceSs124: what are deviled eggs
mAmAsprinceSs124: i*ve heard of them but i never ate them
XoOxiLoVeYoU: its halfs of eggs
XoOxiLoVeYoU: wit mayo, pepper, a lil mustard nd the yellow from the inside all mashed
XoOxiLoVeYoU: omg theyre soo goodd
mAmAsprinceSs124: ew;
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ll bring u someone day
mAmAsprinceSs124: ?
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol o0k
mAmAsprinceSs124: is it the yoLd
mAmAsprinceSs124: *yoLk
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeah
XoOxiLoVeYoU: whatever same thing
XoOxiLoVeYoU: but theyre boiled
XoOxiLoVeYoU: oh i forgot that part lol
mAmAsprinceSs124: isnt that gross?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: no
XoOxiLoVeYoU: theyre so good
XoOxiLoVeYoU: believe me
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i will on that one
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol
mAmAsprinceSs124: we have funny conversations jessie
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: but of course beLLie
XoOxiLoVeYoU: only the two funniest ppl can have conversations like thiss
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol of courSe
mAmAsprinceSs124: only the best
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol what is the funniest part
XoOxiLoVeYoU: hmm..
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lemme see
XoOxiLoVeYoU: the chink with 15 chins
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol that was funNyy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ahahahaa
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol ook?
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lolol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u puttin this convo on my lj?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: *on ur LJ
mAmAsprinceSs124: only the humorous parts
mAmAsprinceSs124: what about urself
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i dunno proly lo,l
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol all ur cool friends probably know how big of a loser i am
mAmAsprinceSs124: they thought i was
mAmAsprinceSs124: now they KNOW
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeah.. ur rite
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i will save you the embarrasment
mAmAsprinceSs124: but i wont save u urs
XoOxiLoVeYoU: o im not embarrased
XoOxiLoVeYoU: believe me
XoOxiLoVeYoU: none of your loser friends count =]
mAmAsprinceSs124: ! im putting that in my lj so they can revoLt
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ok i dont care lol
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i feel bitter
XoOxiLoVeYoU: bitter?
mAmAsprinceSs124: yes
mAmAsprinceSs124: all of your friends thinkim a loser=(((((
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lmao
XoOxiLoVeYoU: hahhahahahaa
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i cant help but laff wen u do smiles with like.. 15 chins hahaa
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i know u love it
mAmAsprinceSs124: but im stil bitt-ah
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lolol
mAmAsprinceSs124: SERIOUSiTY
XoOxiLoVeYoU: haha
mAmAsprinceSs124: ;[[
XoOxiLoVeYoU: haha
XoOxiLoVeYoU: he lost weight
XoOxiLoVeYoU: he only has 2 chins now
mAmAsprinceSs124: i know! he*s running around banging into walls
XoOxiLoVeYoU: hahaa
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol seriousiTy!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: haha i like that word
XoOxiLoVeYoU: its like.. serendipity
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i made it up meself!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ahahaa niceee
mAmAsprinceSs124: thanks
mAmAsprinceSs124: use it
mAmAsprinceSs124: or else
XoOxiLoVeYoU: definite will do.
mAmAsprinceSs124: ggood
mAmAsprinceSs124: im someone and say it
mAmAsprinceSs124: and send it to me
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ok no way
mAmAsprinceSs124: pleasEe!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: uhhh..
XoOxiLoVeYoU: no?
mAmAsprinceSs124: pweeeeeease
mAmAsprinceSs124: do it for ;[
mAmAsprinceSs124: [[[
XoOxiLoVeYoU: lmao
XoOxiLoVeYoU: noo.. soorrryyy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ok
XoOxiLoVeYoU: seriosiTy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: XoOxiLoVeYoU [1:22 AM]: seriosiTy
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ;]
mAmAsprinceSs124: U SENT iT TO YOURSELF!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: no i sent it to u
mAmAsprinceSs124: nOt aCcePtabLe
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yes, it definitely is.
mAmAsprinceSs124: ;[[[[
XoOxiLoVeYoU: my chinky friend is a manwhore
mAmAsprinceSs124: he*s fat
mAmAsprinceSs124: wat can u say
XoOxiLoVeYoU: sorry, but ur a fatt ass
XoOxiLoVeYoU: thats what i can say =]
mAmAsprinceSs124: grr! brb !
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ok
Auto response from mAmAsprinceSs124: m!chellEe*Ss sAyiNg o0f tHe niTe afteRr faLLiNg d0wNn fliGhTtSz o0f sTaiRrSs - ''ii feeeell likee daaaaancingg' :d0eSs wiLLiaMm huNg witT ouTt moviNg aNy paRt o0f b0dYy bsiDeSz haNdSs . loL g0tTaa l0veee itttTt o.b.q =)
XoOxiLoVeYoU: loser
mAmAsprinceSs124: baCck!
XoOxiLoVeYoU: oh shit
XoOxiLoVeYoU: u no what i realized?
XoOxiLoVeYoU: i xed out wen u said brb
XoOxiLoVeYoU: oopss..
XoOxiLoVeYoU: there goes our whole convo lol
XoOxiLoVeYoU: ill just copy whut u write in ur eLL.jaY
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol i*ll send it to you
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yay
XoOxiLoVeYoU: or i cud just copy nd paste it lol
mAmAsprinceSs124: nooo laziness isn*t tolerated
XoOxiLoVeYoU: shure it is
XoOxiLoVeYoU: this is jessica we are talking about
mAmAsprinceSs124: lol shurrreee it isnt
XoOxiLoVeYoU:
mAmAsprinceSs124: sentTt tizzLe
mAmAsprinceSs124: that*s giving ur maiLboXx the moSt actiOn siNce thee toasterr was invented=)
XoOxiLoVeYoU: wow
XoOxiLoVeYoU: .. my mailbox didnt get action wen the toaster was invented
mAmAsprinceSs124: devilseggactly
XoOxiLoVeYoU: aahhaa
XoOxiLoVeYoU: r u puttin it on ur LJ?
mAmAsprinceSs124: yeSsMm
XoOxiLoVeYoU: well hurry it up
XoOxiLoVeYoU: *whip whip*
mAmAsprinceSs124: :shines your shoes"
XoOxiLoVeYoU: yeaa thought soo
mAmAsprinceSs124: =]
mAmAsprinceSs124: ]]
XoOxiLoVeYoU: hehee
ii waSs g0nNa piCk thEe paRtSz but i*MM kiNdAa [laZzyy]] peaCee stalkerSs. ii heaRt jeSsiCAa=)