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I'm not doing this. I'm not-- [growl]

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To whoever you are:

Don't you have anything better to do besides visit this ship? Doesn't the folklore mention something about you having to make a global trip in one short night -- one of the shortest nights of the year, in fact? I should think that requires a lot of preparation and should ( Read more... )

Dear Santa:

I'll admit I don't get that we're all diseased with writing to you asking for handouts, but that's perfectly fine. I'll bite ( Read more... )