Dear Neighbor

[mightyafrodite]

I don't really care that much what you do in your apartment, as long as anyone involved is a concenting adult.

But if I can smell whatever it is you're doing in the hallway or, worse still, in my own apartment, you're officially an asshole. You have a balcony. Use it, mother fucker.

Sincerely Annoyed at Your Uncouth Ass,

mightyafrodite