1st mission: voice/japanese

[mightofacross]

[There's a crackling over the communicator. There's snippets of a voice coming through now and then, but for now, that appears to be it. Whoever is operating it clearly doesn't have a clue on how to do it

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[madwashu]

You're not in America.

[mightofacross]

Well than what is it.

And why do the butterflies have a craving for my flesh?

They're breaking the delicate rules of nature and it's going to get them punched in the proboscis.

[madwashu]

Welcome to Discedo. It seems that the butterflies are the newest addition to the monsters trying to kill us here.

[mightofacross]

Disa-what? Is that a part of Japan now? Did we add a new prefecture while I was gone?

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Define 'monsters'.

[madwashu]

... Discedo. You're on another planet.

Monster, Noun, meaning any animal or human grotesquely deviating from the normal shape, behavior, or character.

Of course,that same description can describe several inhabitants of the city. However, lets just simplify it and apply it to the creatures that will try and kill you.

[mightofacross]

... What. Another planet what?!

So wait, wait, wait, wait... Wait. The people here who are actual residents as in capable of owning houses and paying taxes and driving cars and having babies and possessing pets and going out to get the Sunday paper in their bathrobe and curlers in can actually also be monsters and I might never ever ever know if they are in fact monsters up until the point where they hunt me down, stab me int he face and use my skin for a wallet?

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I died and when to hell, didn't I?! I died again and took a wrong turn and ended up in the bowels of hell that's actually another planet with flesh eating butterflies and horrible horrible monsters in human face disguises!

[madwashu]

That's not what I meant. I meant that some of the current residents aren't human, and to some people may be qualified as monsters.

... You're very excitable. Aren't you.

[mightofacross]

Yeah yeah yeah, sure.

It's my energy that gives me the get up and go to do what's right in the name of ACROSS and unification!

I'm always wastefully energetic!

[madwashu]

Across..?I have a feeling I don't want to know. As for you, try and put some of that energy to use.

[mightofacross]

Good because it's a top secret ideological organization and I wouldn't be allowed to tell you even if you did ask.

Alright! Mission one! Procure a place to stay that is not infested by flesh nibbling hellbugs!

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Which building here is close to a food supply and is either filled with small children or the elderly and decrepit?

[madwashu]

You have got to be kidding me. None of them. As for food supply, it's more or less defend for yourself. And please, stay away from the hospital.

[mightofacross]

Damnit.

Okay, fine, I'll go out and hunt something.

... But what if I get hit in the face? Or run over? Or break my legs? Or lose an eye? Or fall off a cliff? Or blow up? Or get caught between an eighteen wheeler and a tree? Or get in a horrible sledding accident? Or eaten by an enraged shark out for revenge? Or if Timmy's in the well?

[madwashu]

[Here, have a speechless Washu for several moments]

I'm sure none of that will happen here, but, in case it does, then come to the hospital.

[mightofacross]

But you said stay away.

[madwashu]

[insert face palm here]

Unless you're hurt please stay away. We're a little crowded at the moment.

[mightofacross]

What if I got hurt right now? Like an anvil suddenly fell out of the sky and clocked me in the head and I had severe head trauma?