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mightofacross

1st mission: voice/japanese

Jul 31, 2009 21:47

[There's a crackling over the communicator. There's snippets of a voice coming through now and then, but for now, that appears to be it. Whoever is operating it clearly doesn't have a clue on how to do it ( Read more... )

america?, goddamnit, brb blown' out your eardrums, tldr attack, why do they bite, blah blah blah, evil butterflies!

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madwashu August 1 2009, 02:03:33 UTC

You're not in America.

mightofacross August 1 2009, 02:05:09 UTC

Well than what is it.

And why do the butterflies have a craving for my flesh?

They're breaking the delicate rules of nature and it's going to get them punched in the proboscis.

madwashu August 1 2009, 02:06:48 UTC

Welcome to Discedo. It seems that the butterflies are the newest addition to the monsters trying to kill us here.

mightofacross August 1 2009, 02:16:53 UTC

Disa-what? Is that a part of Japan now? Did we add a new prefecture while I was gone?

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Define 'monsters'.

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dewinthesun August 1 2009, 02:16:24 UTC

W-wouldn't there being no hookers be a good thing?

mightofacross August 1 2009, 02:20:21 UTC

Well that all depends on who you are! For some people that's a good thing because it means the end of endless venereal diseases, paying people for sex, a big step in human pride, less crime in the street and a sign of an excellent economy!

But that also means you can't get a cheap lay behind the Seven Eleven at two AM so you win some you lose some in a round about kind of way and then you end up back where you started from without a cent and bored out of your mind.

...

Wait...

WHO ARE YOU?

dewinthesun August 1 2009, 02:24:50 UTC

I think that there's probably better things you could be doing with your mo- I'm Ukraine?!

mightofacross August 1 2009, 02:27:18 UTC

Try explaining that to endless droves of lonely cat obsessed balding thirty year old salary-men who couldn't get a date even if they hijacked cars on the freeway!

... Uka-what?

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godpwnsu August 1 2009, 02:30:12 UTC

No, way better. We've been kidnapped by scientists!

1/2 mightofacross August 1 2009, 02:43:41 UTC

mightofacross August 1 2009, 02:44:14 UTC

WHAT?!

godpwnsu August 1 2009, 02:49:35 UTC

You heard me!

They're perverts! They brought us here to be paired up by random species for their own pleasure.

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this face forever bokuwadoctaaa August 1 2009, 03:46:13 UTC

8D mightofacross August 1 2009, 03:47:17 UTC

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What do you want?

D8 bokuwadoctaaa August 1 2009, 04:18:24 UTC

-oh, OH! N-nothing! You just... sounded very confused, and... and... you said all these things... so quickly... a-and... you sounded like, you had some trouble with all the butterflies around... yes? A-are you alright?

Hello FUTURE MENCHI mightofacross August 1 2009, 04:20:46 UTC

Yeah I had some trouble with 'em but I think I lost 'em all now. Because they're stupid and bugs and barf and I'm awesome and amazing and wow.

Yeah I'm fine! I fell in a few puddles and ran into the swarming cloud of flesh eating insect death a few times but everything's all fine! Imagine how obnoxious it'd be if I went and died now that everything is so far along!

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[voice | Japanese] angelic_lawyer August 1 2009, 09:15:15 UTC

This isn't America. Certainly, I'm sure that America doesn't - or didn't - have signs in Greek and English.

[voice | Japanese] mightofacross August 1 2009, 13:48:12 UTC

You don't know that, maybe it's an area improvement program or something.

[voice | Japanese] angelic_lawyer August 1 2009, 14:09:23 UTC

[...] It's really not America.

[voice | Japanese] mightofacross August 1 2009, 23:24:40 UTC

Could be a government conspiracy.

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