Aug 09, 2009 20:08
Hey, blond guy? Yeah, the guy with the red coat and the funny glasses?
I lost my way to the bar so I ended up never ever going there ever.
So if you were wondering where I was, the answer would be: Not at the bar. Which sort of sucks really bad because I was looking forward to a bottle of sake or maybe some suki-yaki or something or free samples or those little sandwiches with the crusts cut off and the toothpicks through 'em. Whatchamacallits... Finger sandwiches. They don't have actual fingers in them which is good for me because I don't want to have to stoop to cannibalism again any time soon.
Speaking of desperate situations, there was a girl who said to go to a place that I don't recall what it was again. So girl who informed me of this place about a meeting and rolling decapitated heads, if you would kindly place those heads on stakes and stick them out the window or something, that'd be just great.
Also also, the butterfly population has been lowered. Awesome.
Also also also, when's it gonna stop snowing? Hay, do you think this has anything to do with growing climate change or the reversal of the poles or a snowmaking machine on the fritz or an evil sorceress casting a spell but no one has fallen into a horrible magic induced coma and there's no tin man or lion or your little dog too and this definitely isn't Kansas anymore AUNTI-EM I DO BELIEVE IN SPOOKS AND THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!
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I'm hungry.
food plz,
off on a tangent,
wait what?,
pity meeeee,
blah blah blah,
conspiracy theories abound