2nd Mission voice/video
[There is an Excel in your screen now. Oh yes, if you have the unfortunate luck of having your communicator turned on right now, you will now see an overly enthusiastic carrot top. She's looking rather chipper for someone with a few obvious acid burns. Looks like she's outside too. Oh yes, in the rapidly dropping temperature. Dressed like this. She has taken some wonderful advice, and by God, she will use it if she has to.]
Haaaaaaayyyyyy Discedo! I have arrived as of yesterday unto your fair fair smoldering slum city hole in the ground. I regret to admit that I had not packed for such a thing as sudden teleportation across space and reality to end up on a completely different planet as I have now totally assessed.
In figuring out that I am lacking proper items to stay warm and safe and comfortable, in this case being: Clothes, blankets, food, a gun with more than six bullets, directions and comfortable footwear, I would like to place a request to stay in a place that has at the very least a selection of three or more of the aforementioned items on the list that was just stated above and if you weren't' paying attention that's just too bad for you. You know, so that I can continue to live in a manner that won't jeopardize my strict lifestyle of breathing and eating and having fully functioning limbs.
Or else I'll die. A lot.
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In conclusion... Give me a room to stay or I'll go to your front door and die on your doorstep.
Haaaaaaayyyyyy Discedo! I have arrived as of yesterday unto your fair fair smoldering slum city hole in the ground. I regret to admit that I had not packed for such a thing as sudden teleportation across space and reality to end up on a completely different planet as I have now totally assessed.
In figuring out that I am lacking proper items to stay warm and safe and comfortable, in this case being: Clothes, blankets, food, a gun with more than six bullets, directions and comfortable footwear, I would like to place a request to stay in a place that has at the very least a selection of three or more of the aforementioned items on the list that was just stated above and if you weren't' paying attention that's just too bad for you. You know, so that I can continue to live in a manner that won't jeopardize my strict lifestyle of breathing and eating and having fully functioning limbs.
Or else I'll die. A lot.
...
In conclusion... Give me a room to stay or I'll go to your front door and die on your doorstep.