Aug 09, 2005 13:51
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to
get
married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged
me.
My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me.
That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
mini-skirts, and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many pleasant view
of
her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near
anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon
I
was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
could
not overcome and did not really want to overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and
could
not say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight
to the front door.
I opened the door and stepped out of the house and ran straight to my
car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not
ask
for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.