The werewolf made him do it

Mar 17, 2010 19:01

Just in case you were bored, or need to take a break from reading fic, writing, drawing, trimming your toenails, doing, oh, anything sane and logical:

The Gang of Ten (or so) over at Snapedom on IJ have always been relentless in their usual "We must defend our poor woobie victim Sevvie from teh evils of everyone because only us true fans know his pain", but for an added bonus, the past three weeks have been all about Remus. You know, Remus Lupin, pedofile [sic], whose kindness is merely a front for his all-consuming predatory urges: To rape children, and more importantly, to terrorize Snape.

This is my favorite line so far:

Remus Lupin was the one who groomed and then assaulted young Sev when he was at school. His clothes were ripped off, he was pinned down, and nearly got raped, feeling Lupin's hot breath in his face.

Yeah. Obviously I got the edited version of canon. Darn.

Oh, Epic Snapewank, how I've missed you!

Also, bonus Tonks giving birth to werewolf cubs a la Breaking Dawn fashion.

It will break your brain. I promise.

wankalicious, snape, hp, wtf?, remus, fandom batshittery

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