Jumping on the bandwagon

Feb 02, 2003 16:08

so yeah, i decided to jump on the "googlism bandwagon." Some of the results were funny, some were downright disturbing, and some were well, right on target. Here are a few examples:

1)laura is big on the philosophy that people must take full responsibility for the messes they put themselves in
- very true

2)laura is keen on sending messages in odd ways
- very odd

3)laura is jewish
- freakishly true

4)laura is also the only girl in america who is rated number one in competition against boys her age
- do what?

5)laura is in flawless form
- uh, right!

6)laura is the best singer in the world
- I know some that would beg to differ, but it's a nice thought.

And here are some googlisms of my hometowne:

1)Aiken is a comfortable place to live and work.
- so much so that it is boring

2)Aiken is located near the city of Aiken in the western section of south carolina.
- very true

3)Aiken is the place to start.
- yes, and then leave as soon as possible

4)Aiken is thoroughbred country.
- and in many cases, the horses are smarter than their owners.

5)aiken is a long time cigar smoker with a varied taste and willingness to explore the unusual
- okay, that is just weird?!

6)Aiken is liberal with the melodrama that adds to the fun of the book.
- don't necessarily agree with the liberal part, but as far as melodrama...Aiken has it in spades!

7)Aiken is located on the south side of aiken.
- funny thing is, many people argue this very point...being from the south side, i particularly like this statement.
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