My Shepard cannot drive.
No, look, I know it's a common problem, but I break driving in new and unusual ways. My Shepard is a mad scientist behind the wheel. It was bad enough with the Mako; I used to do horrible cartwheel things. Backflips. Somersaults. But I just managed to do something... awful with the much-easier-to-drive Hammerhead.
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Horrible things. )