re-e-eeeealy
On the twelfth day of Christmas, midnightsecret sent to me...
Twelve stars drumming
Eleven friends piping
Ten concerts a-leaping
Nine animals eventing
Eight tigers a-riding
Seven chargers a-skanking
Six mohawks a-moshing
Five ci-i-i-ircle pits
Four quarter horses
Three doc martins
Two monkeys chewing
...and a thoroughbred in a squee.