I stole this idea from Randall Munroe aka the xkcd man.

Here are a list of phrases that have no google hits. (at the time of this post)

"evil balloon animal fun times"
"socks rule the feet"
"pants rule my ass"
"I stole your cellular telephone"
"clock it, bitch"
"that's how I roll .. your mom"  <-- seriously internet.. for shame ( Read more... )