Taken from
bluesuzanne, answered at speed, like you're supposed to.
1-What is your favorite word?
Speck
2-What is your least favorite word?
Precious
3-What turns you on?
Silliness
4-What turns you off?
Being smothered (not literally, though asphyxiation is also a bit of a turn-off I suppose.)
5-What sound or noise do you love?
Rain
6-What sound or noise do you hate?
Smoke detector
7-What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
8-What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Travel writer
9-What profession would you not like to do?
Sales. Never, ever, EVER again.
10-If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Fuck... took you long enough. Guys, break out the nachos! She's here!