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Lesson of the week:
People respond much better to heart attacks than dipshits.

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This is an important message that everyone should know about... a public service announcement, perhaps.

Now, in case you can't read this or the previous sentence, here's the new and improved, frightening, Halloween-esque alphabet to help ( Read more... )

Thank you, roomie!

1) Do not text if incapacitated in any way. (drinking, driving, both, riding a Segway, climbing up the side of a building, etc.... all of these things can have poor repercussions ( Read more... )

Hm

Yeah, making this a friends-only kind of journal. . . for reasons known to me. :) If you care to ever read anything, just comment and I may (or may not) friend thee.